This is not a shock to Cowboys fans. There was a glimmer of hope, but after that first offensive series by the Giants, we all knew it would be a miracle to keep up. It was clear that Brad Johnson forgot to take his Metamucil and decided to help New York by turning it over twice, and allowing some sacks. That guy has got to go. He proves that experience counts for nothing once you pass a certain age, right John McCain? 40 is the new 80 by football standards. Or maybe Brad just looks like the mummy unwrapped standing next to Brooks Bollinger. Is that kid 18 or what? Brooks didn't start off on the right foot, but he clearly was better. He looks like a back up. Brad Johnson looks like my grandfather in a football costume. Hey Brad, Halloween is over, take off that uniform. (That's not all together fair, Brad is only a few years older than me.) His time has come, I don't expect to see Johnson next year on any team.
Speaking of punk a** quarterbacks, what gives with Troy Aikman? Every time he does a Cowboy game, it's as if he's a life long fan other team! I've heard of a non-biased color commentator, but what Troy does is border line Bennedict Arnold, and without color. That's right, i said it: Troy Aikman is a traitor. He sat back with a smile and gleefully praised New York. He said that even with Tony Romo, Dallas probably didn't have a chance. He may be right, but that doesn't make it ok. Tony may have added three touchdowns, still not enough, but it would have been more respectable. Shame on you Troy, you insult the Star you once wore. I don't excuse you're back stabbing simply because you won three Super Bowls in the 90's. What have you done for us lately? You laughed at our team on Sunday. I was stunned, without question. Take a page from Emmitt Smith. He constantly battles Steve Young (these guys hate each other) and defends the Cowboys without fail. And he doesn't care if he's right. He refuses to let that punk, Steve Young say anthing negative about the Dallas. That is a true Cowboy, without question. Without Question Troy! Come up with a better response than "Without Question" Aikman, you sound like a damn moron. I mean, the other midget asks you something, i already know what the first words out of your mouth are. Weak Snaikman, weak.
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* Jason Witten is the man. They don't build them tougher than the Dallas Tight End. He has catapolted himself up with the toughest football players ever to play the game. Just some food for thought for Pinkie boy.
* Marion Barber did his best, as Troy would say, "Without question." But was it the fault of the O-line, or was Barber just not able to get over the hump? I'm leaning to O-line, but my hope is that Barber can create some of his own lanes with cutbacks and bouncing some of those off tackle runs outside. He was tackled one on one, this almost never happens. Just surprising is all. Anyone remember Emmitt? He would make the giants pay, O-line or no. Marion is on notice.
* TO, welcome back to the score board. Yeay for you. Try no to fumble though, see because if you're going to yell at your teammates for messing up, then you can't fumble, you can't make mistakes. That's just the real world. Congrats on the TD, TO. Was it enough?
* Speaking of TO, on his radio show this past week, Michael Irvin was his guest. Irvin, thinking it was just him and TO in the booth, started to tell TO that Jerry Jones called him up during the week and complained to him about Brad Johnson. His was extremely dissappointed on how BJ was playing, then TO reminded him that they were on the air, and shut Irvin down. TO, the voice of reason. Surprised? Me too.
* I realize i'm going to take a lot of heat for calling Troy Aikman a traitor. So I am willing to take everything I said about him back, just so I can say it again! That's right Snaikman, you and Steve Young should go bowling.
* And the last bullet....Mike Jenkins. Thanks for intercepting Elli Manning's pass and turning it into a touchdown. Please take that tape, and in today's defensive back meeting, play it back for the other guys to see. Play it 30 or 40 times so it sinks in real good. This is what it looks like guys! Do it often!
Week 10 is the bye week. So next time we see the Cowboys, Tony Romo and most of the injured will return. Ms. Pacman may return, but that's up to the Sherriff. Why does that last sentence remind me of an old Bob Marley tune? You figure it out.
Keywords: Bowling, Brad Johnson, Brooks Bollinger, Dallas Cowboys, Emmitt Smith, Jason Witten, Loser, Marion Barber, Michael Irvin, Mike Jenkins, New York Giants, O-line, Steve Young, TO, tough guy, Troy Aikman
